Iranian military holds mandatory extremism standup

Iran is rooting out weak-ass posers from the ranks.

By Epic Blunder

TEHRAN — In response to increasingly pedestrian incidents involving off-duty service members, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) has mandated a military-wide standup to root out weak-ass posers who lack the extreme ideologies of Iran’s “totally radical” warfighters.

“The first thing we’re going to do during this standup is to rea…