ISIS claims responsibility for Nice attack, can't remember attacker's goddamn name

FALLUJAH — The official media wing of ISIS has taken credit for last week's brutal attack in Nice, France. According to a statement from the Amaq Agency, the self-styled Caliphate planned the attack, but nobody from the group seems to even be able to remember his goddamn name.

A masked newscaster seemed flustered during a Facebook live stream. “We traine…