JAG LAWYER: If You Make A Storyboard, It's Not A War Crime

The following is an informational piece written by a prominent JAG lawyer who wishes to remain anonymous.

Alright, listen up dickheads. I'm going to drop a bomb of knowledge on you so big you'll think you're back on the block in Boston. Too soon you say? Well fuck off and pay attention. I'm sick of reading the news everyday and seeing you idiots plastere…