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Jerks Have Bigger Penises, DARPA Study Confirms

Jerks Have Bigger Penises, DARPA Study Confirms

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Oct 05, 2022
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ARLINGTON, VA — In a landmark find which has garnered wild controversy and has implications for society in general in addition to the military, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, or DARPA, released a study Tuesday confirming the hypothesis that in human males, selfish, arrogant jerks have the biggest genitalia.

“It was a huge shock to all of …

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