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DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Jesus gives your weekend safety brief

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Jesus gives your weekend safety brief

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Oct 05, 2022
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Greetings brothers and sisters. Before you go forth, allow me to bestow on you some wisdom. I feel like my Father hit these main points about 4,000 years ago, but some of you need a reminder.

For starters, no gods before me and no idols, okay? What that means is do not worship at the altar of Coors Light. Think “What would Jesus do?” not “How many shots …

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