FORT JACKSON, S.C. — Pfc. Moshe Adelson has been reported AWOL for failing to return to his basic training unit after its annual Christmas break, Duffel Blog has learned. An investigation revealed that Adelson "read between the lines" after his first sergeant told him to “leave on Exodus” in late December.
Adelson maintains his innocence, and claims it was all a misunderstanding. “I thought he meant the whole ‘let my people go’ thing, y’know?” he said on a Skype interview. “I was going to dodge a deployment to the Sinai; the Jews escaped on Exodus from Egypt."