John Bolton wakes from terrifying nightmare of world at peace
BETHESDA, Md. — After lurching awake in a sweating, panicky daze, new White House National Security Advisor John Bolton was reportedly relieved that the image of a harmonious world at peace was only a terrifying nightmare, sources confirmed today.
“GAA! Oh my God, I just saw people living without the anxiety of total war and Kim Jong Un being a decent hu…
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