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ANALYSTS: ISIS 'Kill List' Suspiciously Contains Only Names Of Shitbags

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ANALYSTS: ISIS 'Kill List' Suspiciously Contains Only Names Of Shitbags

Mike B
Mar 30, 2015
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ANALYSTS: ISIS 'Kill List' Suspiciously Contains Only Names Of Shitbags

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WASHINGTON — Analysts from Stratfor and The RAND Corporation have conducted an investigation into the leaked names on the so-called "ISIS Kill List" and concluded that nearly every target is an utter shitbag, Duffel Blog has learned.

The list, which included the identities of 100 airmen, sailors, pilots and others supposedly involved in airstrikes against ISIS were, in fact, all on the blotter report Monday morning for various infractions and violations of the UCMJ over the weekend.

"Most of the names on the list are already in the process of administrative separation for a pattern of misconduct," Pentagon spokesman Col. Steve Warren told reporters. Others are being notified of their rights under Article 31 of the UCMJ this week.

Warren has called rumors the “kill list” was leaked to sympathizers of the Islamic State by a secret cabal of disgruntled senior staff non-commissioned officers "unfounded."

“All possible leads are being looked into,” said Warren. “In the meantime, Criminal Inves…

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