ANALYSTS: ISIS 'Kill List' Suspiciously Contains Only Names Of Shitbags

WASHINGTON — Analysts from Stratfor and The RAND Corporation have conducted an investigation into the leaked names on the so-called "ISIS Kill List" and concluded that nearly every target is an utter shitbag, Duffel Blog has learned.

The list, which included the identities of 100 airmen, sailors, pilots and others supposedly involved in airstrikes agains…