Kremlin Seized By Self-Loathing, Fear After Kafkaesque Putin Press Conference
MOSCOW – President Vladimir Putin caused a stir of introspection and despair today during a press conference to state media when he commented that Russia respected Ukraine’s wishes to maintain their current leadership in an obfuscating speech before proceeding to kill himself in an elaborate torture device, sources confirmed.
“If [Ukraine] likes their ol…
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