Latrine artist hits creative block

A cock block?

Jun 03, 2022

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man in teal tank top and black shorts standing in front of statue

By Blondes Over Baghdad

FORT BRAGG, N.C. —Spc. Harris P. Niss, a generator mechanic with the 82nd Airborne Division, realized his best artistic work was behind him and dropped his sharpie marker mid-nutsuck while sketching out his 69th dick on a latrine wall at an exercise at range 39 today.

"Am I a hack?” Niss moaned to himself between the beats of comba…

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