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Legal Update: The Top 16 crimes you won’t get pardoned for!

Legal Update: The Top 16 crimes you won’t get pardoned for!

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Oct 05, 2022
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Dick Scuttlebutt is Duffel Blog’s legal correspondent, and has degrees in both Legality and Legonomy from East Dickhole State University. Go Manticores! Disclaimer: Dick Scuttlebutt is not certified by any bars, especially not by Howl at the Moon in Destin, FL. Screw you, Terry.

Now that our Commander in Chief is pardoning people for wild, unconscionable…

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