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Level 1 Combatives-certified mechanic confident he would dominate Mayweather in a fight

FORT STEWART, Ga. — Master Sgt. Rollie Jenkins, a wheeled-vehicle mechanic by training, told his soldiers again today that he would destroy boxer Floyd "Money" Mayweather in a martial arts fight, sources confirmed.

After spending five days of training in the Army's martial arts system, the Modern Army Combatives Program (MACP), Jenkins said he was ready to finish what Conor McGregor could not.

"Too easy too easy!" Jenkins said. "Floyd's defensive by nature, he's weak. I'd be aggressive, I'd get the violents [sic] of action goin', and I'd achieve the clench on him. Boom."

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