Lieutenant Screws Up Inventory, Dropped In Shark Tank

FOB DELARAM, AFGHANISTAN – In the middle of southern Afghanistan, a group of Marine officers have just completed an arduous six-hour meeting.

When battalion commander Lt. Col. Maxwell "Zip" Zapolski asks if anyone's got any saved rounds, S-6 communications officer 2nd Lt. William Ross stands up.

"Sir," he begins nervously, "I've completely messed up the c…