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Oct 05, 2022
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PANTUCKET, Okla. — Local boy Dan Winters returned from Marine boot camp earlier this week, and according to numerous sources, he returned in the same emotionally stunted and immature condition he displayed the day he left for Parris Island.

Indeed, local residents were surprised to learn that Winters' behavior became noticeably more adolescent.

Winters or…

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