Local man struggles to remember name of country he cared deeply about last week

He will never, uh, forget.

By 29ReasonsWhy

ST. GEORGE, S.C. – In an impasse that may hinder American political discourse for generations, local man Ronald Jeremiah is currently unable to post a Facebook status about a country he cared deeply about last week, because he cannot remember that country’s name.

Jeremiah hopes the status, when completed, will unite Americans across the po…

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