This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
Local VFW trying to figure out how to honor, ban racist WWII veteran
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. — Local Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 654 is currently trying to figure out how to both honor and ban their racist World War II veteran, sources report.
Eighty-seven-year-old Army veteran Mike Wallace comes to the post every day, where he shares stories about his time in the Pacific and the superiority of the white race.
"We beat those nips back quick," Wallace said. "No surprise they lost, they were sleeping the whole time! Of course we would've done it faster if it weren't for the blacks."
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