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Lockheed Martin introduces hastily designed stealth tractor

Lockheed Martin introduces hastily designed stealth tractor

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Mar 21, 2022
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By W.E. Linde

PALMDALE, CA – In light of recent, high-profile images of Ukrainian farmers towing away Russian armored vehicles, aerospace company Lockheed Martin today announced “the future of farming and national defense” as they unveiled a hastily designed “stealth tractor.”

“Lockheed Martin attained our position at the forefront of national security te…

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