Loud Vibrators Are Causing Soldier To Lose Sleep
FORT POLK, La. — Staff Sgt. Tina Lang, an Explosive Ordnance team leader taking part in pre-deployment mass war-game training at the Joint Readiness Training Center at Ft. Polk, needs her sleep.
But according to Lang, it is impossible to sleep over the racket of multiple vibrators in her sleeping quarters.
“It has been this way since the sergeant major made me move in here. I was doing fine in the same building as my company,” Lang said, referring to 790th EOD Company, “but he said it was inappropriate to sleep in the same building as males. That’s bullshit, they’re like my brothers, nobody is doing anything inappropriate in there.”
“But here I am, and damn it, every night, the second we hit lights out, the vibrator buzzing starts,” Lang said, rubbing her eyes and yawning. “And then the heavy breathing and even some moaning. For fucking hours it goes. Honestly, how much can you masturbate in one night? Don’t these bitches have work in the morning? I mean, get a quick nut in, but then let…
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