Report: Lieutenant has resting dumb face

FORT BENNING, Ga. – Army 2nd Lt. Kevin Dingleberg has resting dumb face, a source familiar with the matter told reporters.

“We’d prefer the term ‘resting confused face’ or ‘resting bewildered’ face," said company equal opportunity representative Staff Sgt. Dave Muth. “But we all can agree that Dingleberg has the stupidest fucking face we’ve seen.”

Dingleb…