Marine Corps Limiting Liquor Sales In Effort To Keep Troops Fighting Mad

A typical Marine Corps Wednesday.

QUANTICO, VA — The Marine Corps is taking steps to limit on-base liquor sales as the first stage of the Corps' ramp-up for the possible conflict in Syria, keeping troops so furious they'll destroy everything as soon as they arrive in country.

Bill Allen, the director of Semper Fit and the Exchange Services Division, said …