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Oct 05, 2022
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QUANTICO, Va. — In a misguided attempt to awaken the warrior spirit of the Corps, a seance conducted by senior officers at Henderson Hall went awry when thousands of fallen Marines began rising from their graves at Arlington National Cemetery this week.

"We figured holding a seance was just as silly as all the other superfluous stuff we were doing to awa…

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