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Vol. 15 · No. 116 · Monday, 28 September 2026

Air & Space

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Marine Lance Corporal arrested for lancing corporal at renaissance fair

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CASTLE OF MUSKOGEE, Ohio — Unconfirmed reports are circulating of one dead and one injured at an Ohio renaissance fair after a Marine lance corporal lanced a corporal and one other bystander, sources confirmed today.

Lance Cpl. Lance Lenz, 23, claims that he received conflicting orders from his superiors, which resulted in him picking up a jousting lance from the arena sidelines and charging into Cpl. Lantz, lancing him through the chest and killing him instantly. One other patron, later identified as Lois Lands, was sent to the hospital in critical condition.

"I didn't think they'd be sharp," Lenz said of the lances. "I mean, I always thought they were fake, the way these guys hurl them at each other. I guess they're wearing armor though, so they had that going for them."

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