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Nude photo scandal spurs Marine captain to destroy every computer and phone he uses in fit of rage

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Nude photo scandal spurs Marine captain to destroy every computer and phone he uses in fit of rage

Addison Blu
Mar 7, 2017
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Nude photo scandal spurs Marine captain to destroy every computer and phone he uses in fit of rage

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CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — After hearing about the despicable nude photo sharing being conducted through a private Facebook group called "Marines United," highly-respected Marine company commander Capt. Christian Stone immediately threw his government workstation to the ground and crushed it to a pulp in a fit of rage, sources confirmed today.

“I just can’t believe Marines would do something so disgusting,” Stone told reporters after a rampage, in which he also destroyed his iPhone, home computer, the company XO’s personal laptop, and a random workstation at the base library.

“I’ve already started administrative action against all of the privates and lance corporals in the company.”

Stone is adamant that the issue be addressed swiftly.

“We must keep the focus on those responsible for this incident, which is of course only enlisted Marines and maybe some idiot lieutenants,” Stone commented. “Once we’ve thoroughly destroyed them, we should immediately move on. Let’s not get distracted by starting…

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