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'My Recruiter Fucked Me,' Laments Marine On Recruiting Duty

'My Recruiter Fucked Me,' Laments Marine On Recruiting Duty

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Oct 05, 2022
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BRISTOL, Conn. — A Marine recruiter stationed at a recruiting substation in Bristol is pretty sure that his horrible excuse for a life is all the result of "that scumbag" who talked to him about joining the Corps nearly eight years ago, sources confirmed today.

"My recruiter fucked me, there's no doubt in my mind," said Sgt. Randall Travis, a recruiter c…

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