Marine with '9/11 Never Forget' bumper sticker too drunk to remember anything
CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. — That one guy in your unit with a "9/11 Never Forget" on the back of his Jeep is definitely black out drunk right now and can't remember anything, sources confirmed today.
Sources indicate that the Marine in question was supposed to be at a memorial ceremony at dawn, but forgot to set his alarm since he was drinking the night before. He woke up several hours late and drove to the PX, where he was seen walking back to his car during colors while holding an American flag Budweiser 30-pack and two bags of flaming hot Cheetos.
The Marine has been posting drunkenly on Facebook since noon, his friends said.
Many of the posts have images of soldiers or Marines in Afghanistan with captions like "Snowflake millennials won't remember why we fight, but I do. 1 share = 1 respect." He of course will only remember posting them by the hundred or so notifications by guilt-ridden civilians and numerous veteran justice warriors.
The Marine also won't remember going out onto the catw…
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