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Marine with healthy relationships, enormous penis reveals hatred for women is key to success

Marine with healthy relationships, enormous penis reveals hatred for women is key to success

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Oct 05, 2022
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OCEANSIDE, Calif. — Marine Sgt. Brent Walls, who enjoys healthy interpersonal relationships, high self-esteem and a Johnson bigger than three family-sized cans of Dinty Moore Stew stacked on top of each other, revealed the key to success during a drunken Snapchat ramble on Saturday, according to several sighing witnesses.

"You have to be in control. You …

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