Paperwork Error Sends Marines To Guard Streets Of Hell
THE PEARLY GATES OF HEAVEN — In response to an investigation initiated by the Marine Corps Times, a spokesman for God has confirmed that because of a paperwork error Marines have actually been guarding the streets of Hell for the past 200 years.
"Don't get me wrong, we briefly did have Marines on guard up here," St. Peter told Duffel Blog, "but they kept…
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