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Massive Debt In Preparation For Mayan Apocalypse Backfires On Fort Drum PFC

Massive Debt In Preparation For Mayan Apocalypse Backfires On Fort Drum PFC

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Oct 05, 2022
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FORT DRUM, NY - Private First Class Martin Purdue, a soldier in the 10th Mountain Division, was horrified to wake up this morning and find that the world had not in fact ended last night, as predicted by the Mayans approximately 700 years ago.

Purdue initially become fascinated by the ancient prediction after seeing 2012, an apocalypse film released in 2…

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