Mattis nomination forces battlefield evacuation of Marines in Iraq overcome by giant moto-boners

Oct 05, 2022

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OUTSIDE MOSUL, Iraq — Hundreds of Marines tasked with training and advising Iraqi Army forces have been medically evacuated from the battlefield this week after being overcome by massive moto-boners.

The medical emergency followed the announcement that retired Marine Gen. James Mattis had been officially nominated for Secretary of Defense.

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