Skip to content
DUFFEL BLOG

Free military brief. No CAC required.

For more than a decade, we've deployed pitch perfect satire to service members around the world.

Join thousands of troops, veterans, and defense insiders who read Duffel Blog before breakfast.

“A must-read for national security nerds.”

—The Daily Beast
Subscribe form

Free. No spam. Unsubscribe anytime.

14years publishing
4,200+dispatches filed
17,000+readers briefed

The Duffel Brief · the free edition, Monday, Wednesday and Friday

Vol. 15 · No. 130 · Friday, 30 October 2026

Veterans

Spirit Halloween store to become pop-up ICE detention center

DHS praises seasonal retailer's expertise in occupying abandoned buildings and disappearing overnight

Army FRG unveils haunted house featuring spouses saying ‘I’m fine’

Hasan execution venue double-booked with Comic-Con

Three editions a week, paid for by our subscribers

Vol. 15 · No. 130

Worldwide edition

Reader supported

Delivered 3× weekly

America's most trusted military news source

Duffel Blog

Established 2012 · Deployed worldwide

Vol. 15 · No. 130 · Deployed worldwide

Friday

30 October 2026

1640 Zulu

Next edition Monday

← Front page
· Page 2

Meet the general officers who broke tradition and just retired to quiet lives

This doesn't seem right.

Filed · 1110

WASHINGTON — Amid years of political turmoil, pundits and observers from across the spectrum are raising the alarm on a new trend: In retirement, many flag officers are shunning the limelight and shutting the fuck up.

Phil McCracken, a retired Navy rear admiral and president of the “Relevant 4 Life” flag officer employment association, says “everybody knows” that American military tradition expects retired senior officers to become news commentators, political advisers, or signatories to rambling, divisive policy tomes. But McCracken laments how many recent retirees are “totally blowing off” such roles and leading lives of relaxation, hobbies, and “some kind of normal life, whatever that means.”

An extensive Duffel Blog survey seemed to confirm the trend: Out of 50 retirees contacted for this article, most did not respond. Ten said they were focused on submitting articles for AUSA Magazine, while six others said they were writing romance or fantasy novels. One retired admiral used an email associated with a bar in Key West, and said he had no fixed address. A retired Coast Guard admiral could not differentiate retirement from active duty.

During an interview at a local Early Bird dinner special, retired Army Maj. Gen. Francis Dixon said, “I was in uniform for 34 years. On my last tour, a little pisher of Congressman grilled me over a nut case conspiracy theory. What kind of a narcissistic, power hungry asshat would want to stay involved in that kind competition, paranoia and backbiting?”

Also on this page

Your Cart

Your cart is empty

Browse the shop to find something you like.

Continue Shopping →
Subtotal

Add more for free shipping.

✓ You qualify for free shipping!