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Michelle Obama Challenges Asma al-Assad To No-Holds-Barred WMD Cage Match
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Michelle Obama Challenges Asma al-Assad To No-Holds-Barred WMD Cage Match

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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady Michelle Obama has challenged Asma al-Assad, wife of Syrian President Bashir al-Assad, to a sanctioned one night Pay-Per-View match for control of Syria’s Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD).

“Asma al-Assad. Whatchagonnado when the Let’s Move! Coalition goes wild on YOU?” said the First Lady to television cameras broadcast wor…

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