BREAKING: Your Christmas Leave Is Cancelled
YOUR LEAVE ADDRESS — Sources confirmed on this joyous and wonderful Christmas morning that your much-earned leave block far, far away from the flag pole to spend time with your family has just been cancelled.
"It would behoove you to stop opening goddamn presents and get your ass back to base," said your company first sergeant, momentarily pausing from d…
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