Military Conspiracy Theorist Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
SOMEWHERE IN CYBERSPACE—Infamous military conspiracy theorist and U.S. Marine Corps veteran John Lazarus has a problem: He can’t believe it’s not butter. Moreover, Lazarus has a new theory that he’s been sharing across Reddit and the rest of the internet: It is butter.
Lazarus recently told his dozen of followers, “I knew this one went deep when I saw th…
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