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Kid At The Gate Taking His Sweet Fucking Time Checking ID This Morning
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Kid At The Gate Taking His Sweet Fucking Time Checking ID This Morning

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Oct 05, 2022
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BETHESDA, MD – Dozens of Naval Support Activity (NSA) Bethesda commuters have expressed their frustration while waiting to drive onto the installation this morning, as it appears that cocky little Master at Arms (MA) standing gate guard is really taking his sweet fucking time scrutinizing both sides of every goddamned ID handed to him.

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