National security think tanks launch surprise assault on Kabul

This time we will out smart the enemy.

By Scheisskopf

WASHINGTON D.C. — Leading think tanks from across the American political spectrum heroically volunteered to deploy this week in a surprise assault on Taliban positions in Kabul, Afghanistan.

“I have criticized U.S. foreign policy for decades, but with the chaos I see in my Twitter feed I realized it was time for me to put down my phone and …