NAVY: 100-Year-Old 'It's Not Gay If It's Underway' Directive Rescinded
A US Navy sailor just out for a morning stroll.
WASHINGTON, DC — Following a Pentagon study into homosexual acts committed by sexually-deprived soldiers on deployment, the Navy is quietly rescinding a century-old order commonly paraphrased as "It's not gay if it's underway," sources confirmed today.
The results of the study were met with outrage, particul…
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