Navy considers crotch-level rank insignia in effort to avoid awkward chest gaze
The service may soon field crotch-level rank tabs to solve the problem of the “awkward chest gaze."
By Bull Winkle
MILLINGTON, Tenn. — In the same spirit of innovation that developed the aircraft carrier and nuclear submarines, the Navy may soon field crotch-level rank tabs to solve the problem of the “awkward chest gaze,” sources confirmed today.
Navy officials began to consider the change soon after realizing that rank tabs in the center of a Navy wor…
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