Navy denies NFL hopeful's request to delay service due to need for clueless Ensign

They're running low on bumbling O-1s

By Red Friday

ANNAPOLIS, Md. — The Navy cited its desperate need for another clueless ensign to be assigned to a ship where they’re sure to screw everything up in denying a Naval Academy graduate’s request to defer his service and play in the NFL, sources confirmed today.

Cameron Kinley, a star cornerback on the Naval Academy football team, had signed wit…