Sailor Just Litters In Public, Like He Doesn’t Even Care About The Core Values He Represents

NORFOLK, Va. — Demonstrating alarming moral flexibility for a man in uniform, local Quartermaster Second Class Kenny Cruise reportedly littered today, right there in front of everyone at a neighborhood Dunkin' Donuts, like he doesn’t even care about the Honor, Courage, and Commitment he represents in public.

“I was just in line for coffee,” said one eyew…