Atheist, CrossFitting Navy SEAL hasn't told anyone he vapes
SAN DIEGO, Calif. — An atheist Navy SEAL who practices CrossFit and built his own gaming PC hasn't told anyone about his vaping habit, sources confirmed today.
According to several friends and teammates, "Speedy" (whose real name is withheld for security reasons) has walked past several stores in downtown San Diego, interacted with a few people, and even ordered an all-natural fruit smoothie without telling anyone about his extensive vaporizer collection.
Apparently, he hasn't told his men on his SEAL Team, either.
"I think this is uncharted territory for the Naval Special Warfare community," says Cristiano Velasquez, one of Speedy's local civilian friends. "It's one thing for a SEAL to not tell people about his elite status for more than two minutes, but this is taking things to a whole new level."
Despite the apparent incredibility of his accomplishment, Speedy considers it to be business as usual.
"It shouldn't be all that surprising," Speedy tells reporters. "Secrecy is part of who we …
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