Navy: Strip Clubs And Bars To Be Installed Aboard Aircraft Carriers

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Pentagon announced today that the Navy will be installing strip clubs and bars aboard all aircraft carriers. The unusual move comes at a time when budget cuts loom and the public has questioned the need for extravagant military spending.

Commander Ethan Granger, a Navy spokesman, explains:

"The time has come for the US Navy to face …