Navy Town Celebrates Return Of Drunk-Driving, Bar-Fighting Miscreants
NORFOLK, Va. — Waving flags and hoisting colorful hand-made signs, community members gathered today on Norfolk Naval Station to welcome home the men and women of the carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower, who tonight, sources say, will unquestionably get drunk, break stuff, and drive.
“We’re out here to let these patriots know how much we appreciate everythin…
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