'Near-peer threat' just 3 Afghanistans in a trench coat

THE PENTAGON — A leaked intelligence report has revealed that the much vaunted "near-peer threat" the Defense Department has been preparing to do battle with is, in fact, just three Islamic Afghanistans stacked on each other's shoulders in a trench coat.

The Pentagon, however, has rushed to deny these claims.

"There is absolutely no way the most likely en…