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Student veterans convert Northeastern University's veteran center into brothel

BOSTON — Northeastern University's experiment to create a safe space for veteran students was shut down after the veterans converted the building into a brothel, according to a University spokesman.

“The Veterans Center was a place where they could go where they wouldn't feel marginalized,” Northeastern President Joseph Aoun said. “It was a state of the art building with padded walls, straightjackets, and doors that locked from the outside. Veterans could attend class online to keep them away from the student body. This would allow veterans to have a safe space and keep them contained for campus safety. Unfortunately, something went wrong.”

Just days after the Veteran Center opened, construction workers were seen entering the building with metal poles and hot tubs. An audit revealed the Northeastern Student Veteran's Association spent their entire budget sponsoring work visas for Thai women.

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