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New Girl On Base 'Totally Hot', Report Multiple Sources At Guantanamo

New Girl On Base 'Totally Hot', Report Multiple Sources At Guantanamo

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Oct 05, 2022
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GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA — Numerous sources at Naval Station Guantanamo Bay are confirming the sighting of a new female employee on the base this morning, and many are speculating on her current rating.

"She's like an 8, and I don't mean a Gitmo 8," said Master at Arms 3rd Class (MA3) Frank Newman, assigned to the Joint Detention Group (JDG) and charged with

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