New Marine Corps budget calls for more beefy boys with machine guns

“We’re in an era of great power-lifter competition."

By Cat Astronaut

QUANTICO, Va. — In an effort to modernize the force for the future battlefield, a newly released Marine Corps budget for 2022 calls for more “beefy boys with machine guns,” sources confirmed today.

“We’re faced with a growing threat from near-peer competitors like Russia and China,” said Marine Commandant Gen. David Berger. “It’s clear th…