No one at the bar can tell if Coast Guard guy is stealing valor

"Do they have rifles? I thought they used harpoons.”

By Cobra Commander

PORTSMOUTH, Va. — Service members at Baron’s Pub say their knowledge of the history and customs of the U.S. Coast Guard is too hazy to call someone out for stealing valor.

“This guy walks in wearing what could possibly be a Coast Guard uniform,” said Marine Staff Sgt. Jon Kunkle. “I just don’t know if I’ve ever seen one up close before.…

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