North Korea Launches Rubber Ducky Into Sea of Japan, Splashing Ensues

Washington, D.C. – Top military officials met with the President this week to discuss actions and further sanctions against North Korea. The meetings come after the latest international media frenzy out of Pyongyang: the launch of a rubber ducky into the Sea of Japan.

“It’s about the size of a baseball, it’s yellow, and it’s adorable,” said Defense Secre…