WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Obama failed to acknowledge an American flag prominently displayed on a veteran’s pickup truck on Wednesday, further incensing a majority of Americans not born in Kenya.
“I saw the whole thing,” US Army Veteran Joe Gunderson told Duffel Blog. “Just breezed right past it; one hand in his pocket, the other holding a cellphone up to his face. Didn't give two shits about that flag.”
Details of the snub emerged during the President’s recent trip to Los Angeles for a trade summit. According to numerous sources, and confirmed by local news broadcasters, the President was crossing the street with his security detail and walked immediately past a 5”x7” flag decal on the rear bumper of Gunderson’s F-350. Damningly, the President was unlikely to have missed the flag, at it was placed next to a graphic photograph of an aborted fetus, and exactly at eye-level due to the vehicle’s modified suspension system.