Obese lance corporal ‘totally going to sign up' for base gym's new HIIT classes

MARINE CORPS BASE HAWAII — A grossly overweight light duty commando from Combat Logistics Battalion-3 made his intentions known that he planned to ditch his beloved fast chow and light duty chits in favor of the base gym's new line of fitness classes, sources confirmed today.

Lance Cpl. Hank Bowen made the announcement to several members of his platoon o…